R.I.P ~ S.M.

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As always, while continuing my Gmarket survey, I stayed up quite late during the night shopping to make sure I found the most awesome product for the best price. At around 2AM I was sick of it and decided to get ready for bed. Brush my teeth, wash my face, and pee (LOL gross but it's part of the story). So after the teeth brushing and face washing I approached the toilet to find a small, odd colored spider crawling around it. Ewwwww! I've got issues with spiders... I don't want to kill them and I don't want to trap them because when I do they start running around super fast which creeps me out and I drop the container. *sigh* So I pretty much just stood over it telling the thing to leave until it scurried away. It took ages before I felt safe to use the toilet. I bargained with the spider to leave for good before I went to bed... and I named it Shiny McHorrifyingspidercreep.

Then, the next night I went into the bathroom at the same time as the night before and I thought for sure that the spider would have moved on. But nooooo, it was right in the exact same place as the night before!

*stands next to toilet*

Me: Go away! We had a deal Shiny so get out of here!

*spider doesn't move*

Me: Oh... so you're playin' dead now are ya?!

Me: Just go... go!

Me: .... D:

Me: geunyeoga ddeoleojyeo dallag0 GO! teeheehee ^-^

Me: I'm hilarious huh?!

*spider just sits there*

Me: Pffftt! Fine then get your stuff and go then!

Me: *taps side of toilet*

Me: gooooo awaaaaay!

Me: PSsssssSt!

Me: I have to go to bed... you... you have to leave man!

*spider sits stiffly*

Me: ok, I'll get ready for bed and when I come back you need to be gone alright? Just like last night k!

*brushes teeth, washes face, and spider is still there*

Me: Damnit what's wrong with you? Why aren't you scared today?!

Me Look at this! *points to foot*

Me: It's huge and it'll stomp you!

*spider remains*

Me: Ok so you called my bluff... but I'm serious you have to get lost!

Me: *tap tap tap tap*

Me: *takes deep breath and tries to blow spider away*

*dust flies around but spider doesn't move*

Me: *takes deeper breath and tries again*

*Spider stiffly rolls across the floor like a dried out tumbleweed*

Me: *GASP*

Me: Uhhh.... Shiny?!

*spider lays still on floor*

Me: NooOOOooooOooooo!

Me: You're dead?!! *horrified*

Me: *Uses hand to fan spider*

*spider continues tumbleweed roll into crack under baseboard*

Me: Shit!

Me: what do I do, what do I do!?!

Me: Are you really dead?... or are you waiting for me to sit down and then you're gonna jump out at me? O_O

Me: That's what's going on huh?


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Me: Shinnnny?

Me: crap!

And that's the last time I saw the spider... and my sanity. But really it was strange because I wanted him gone, I even thought about killing him for a second (even though I'd never bring myself to do it), and now that he's gone I feel really bad. Shouldn't have named it, that's where I crossed the line I think. wahahaha XD

Sad... Hey guess what?! It's almost been 1 year since I started using blogger! In 2 more days.. hooray! Slightly depressed that I still suck at writing though but whatever~ Survey ends tomorrow! ;0
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